I'm sick, stayed home. Steve came over even though and we played MW for a few hours. I foudn the cheesiest army in existence. At least 1-on-1.

Cygnus won all the marquees. Man are we all pissed.

I think I'm screwed, I don't know if I have enough packs or tables for tomorrows marquee. Fuck.

I've been pissed on all wekk, apparently the only ones who actually care about me as a person are Ken and Crystal.

Econ study session after school, Marcus drove us to my house, showed him War3:TFT and the nwe went to Inn n' Out. Good times.

After finding out about Tidas' status in FFX:

Breena: what kind of fucked up matrix game IS this!?
Nathan: i'll explain tomorrow during gov't
Breena: ok....but if theres any more fucked up twists like yuna is pregnant or something and its kimaris kid......then i'm quitting
Nathan: LOL
Breena: no seriously!! now theres DREAMS?
Breena: so sakesan is justa "pigment of your imgination"
Breena: so if sakesan is dreaming
Breena: or he's just a dream
Breena: then what can he do to fight sin?
Breena: just smakc him w/ bitch slaps?
Nathan: lol
Nathan: well
Nathan: the Aeon's are just created by teh Fayth
Nathan: i'll explain tomorrow during gov't
Breena: ok....but if theres any more fucked up twists like yuna is pregnant or something and its kimaris kid......then i'm quitting
Nathan: LOL
Nathan: LMFAO

A Jokes - Online Resource for Jokes, cartoons & Pictures As final exams neared, two students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their Chemistry final was the first thing Monday morning they were reasonably certain they could pull it off. After a very late Sunday evening they overslept and did not arrive back on campus until Monday afternoon. In the hopes of avoiding failing the exam the two decided to tell their professor that they had a flat tire on the way back to campus. Sympathetic to the situation, the professor allowed them to make up the exam. After being seated in different rooms the two opened their exam books and began working.
The first question, for 25 points, was a simple question on fusion. When they turned the page to answer the next question, however, both students shared the same look of despair though they were seated in different rooms.

75 point question: Which tire was flat?

A Jokes - Online Resource for Jokes, cartoons & Pictures A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.

In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

A Jokes - Online Resource for Jokes, cartoons & Pictures Mother: Come on victor you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
John: Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and your the Principal!

A Jokes - Online Resource for Jokes, cartoons & Pictures One day a college proffessor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron. The kid replied, 'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'

Great, Tim's PS2 finally broke down, it won't read any more discs. Ernest and I tried to warn him that watching movies in it burned out your lens, but he didn't listen. Now I bet I'm gonna get blamed for it and everything.

I've fucked up my life, and I hate it. Kill me now.