Motherfucker.

Last night I now understand what NBK has been talking about. I got a hint about it three nights ago, which I willl explain in a moment, but last night was the icing on the proverbial cake.

Three nights ago, Whorebag (for that is her new name), and a couple of people I know were playing War3 and we were losing, quite badly. So she starts complaining about how "this sucks" that we're losing. (I was enjoying the challenge, myself.) So she decides in the next game to turn on Random Heros, which gives you a hero to start with, but it's random. I'm against it because I'm partial to a certain hero, the Moon Priestess. Well, not only did I not get my Priestess, I found that the Random hero you start with takes up your food supply so that I can't build anymore peasents. She said it would be faster? No, it's slower. Stupid, stupid bitch. Not only that, we all had to play Musical Colors prior to the game because she wanted Red. Whore. Bag.

So last night we're playing an RPG and she insults Prometheus the first time around, calling her slow. Bitch, the reason we lag is not the connection I'm on, it's the POS you're trying to run Warcraft III on. So we die because no one listens to me. The second time around I actually get to lead. I love leading. Power. POWER!

Ahem... so I'm dealing out the treasure we find as I see fit. I can explain the stats each Hero has and what they do, but I won't, unless someone asks me to post them. I gave Kristin basically jack shit, because that's what she did. She didn't use her mana, she wasn't in the front in need of HP, and damage increase is better for people who DO SOMETHING BESIDES LAG. So eventually we get to a store where our characters can buy items, but there's only one of each, and if you wait the item comes back after the purchase. So Chase buys something she wants and she bitches. I think "Okay, fine, we'll wait for her, because if she doesn' get what she wants she'll be pissed." So I wait with Chase while she and Jon go off ahead, which pisses me off because they're not sharing the Exp. I tell them to wait. She says, "Forget you." I get pissed, saying, "I was waiting here for you. Bitch." She gets upset and complains that I called her a bitch. I explain I was waiting for HER and she went ahead. Screw this all, just thinking about it is making me angry. I say that "If you don't wait and listen, you will lose." So she responds by saying, "I don't play games to win." Which is total bull because three nights ago she was the one complaining when we were losing and saying "yay" when we literally beat the crap out of a computer because there was only one on a small map. (More and on a bigger map = harder) While we did win, I thought it was totally boring because the challange was equal to this:




Anyway, this and that, I went to bed and woke up at 12, lay under the blanket for 3 hours and got up to eat. Here I am.