Heard around campus:

Larissa: I wish I could come more.
Nathan: *turns to her a from his table and looks apalled*
Larissa: Shut up, Nate.
Nathan: I didn't say anything!
Larissa: Yeah, but I know what you were thinkin'.

Cindy: Communism wouldn't really work because not everyone is gonna be like, "Oh, I like everyone." Unless they turn us into some sort of super cyborg.
Mr. Nakata: Okay, that's scary. Next?