Had a weird dream.
Um, first thing that I can rememeber was that someone had brought home a box with a 2 hamsters, a mouse and a guinea pig. My sis was freaking out (which is not normal, she likes those things) and ran away. Then my mom comes into the kitchen (that's where I was) and says we're going to a movie at 11:30 PM w/ my sister and my bro-in-law. I opened the box and found that the animals came with a tiny bag of food. I opened it and read a note that each one likes different foods. The mouse ate whatever, the hampsters liked the sunflower seeds and the guinea pig liked the pecans (at least I think it was pecans...). Anyway we started running out of the animal food and so I wanted to out and buy more. I went downstairs to ask my mom for money to buy food for the little guys and looked ath the clock. It was midnight and my mom said that we're not going to the movie anymore because my sister and her husband were late. So she gave me cash and I went upstairs to get dressed to go out to Walgreens (I don't think walgreens carries big bags of animal food but whatever I could buy unsalted pecans and unsalted sunflower seeds).
As I was putting my shoes on in the kitchen we noticed the nextdoor neighbors at their windows looking in and watching me and listening while I talked to my mom. When they saw we noticed they went back into their house. We recognized them as Maricel and Daniel. (Family friends of ours. Which is weird because we don't live next door to them but they do live very close by.) Then a few moments later the doorbell rings.
Some cute japanese girl, her little brother and their mother are standing out their in traditional japanese clothing. All of a suddon I'm in a samurai's kimono and I'm putting a Daisho into my belt. I tell them of my 'quest' and their mother tells me that her two children have made a twofold pact. The son swore that if I return, his sister would have to follow through about her quip. She had said earlier that night that she would offer her hand in marriage to me. Weird things I know. But whatever, I go out on my quest. Which should take no longer than three days. If I did not return in three days they assumed I was dead.
My katana changed into a weird thing. It was like a pole with a spatula thing on the end and had a small container on it to hold liquid, in which my mother poured chicken noodle soup for my journey. Then I departed.
It became video-game like as I whacked my way passed monsters (some of which I am sure came from video games but I can't remember them right now). I was even colecting gold coins from them.
I cross a bridge onto my dad's patio and we talk a bit and he asks if I would like him to hold onto my money, so he takes it (kinda like a bank storage system ina video game). I open the door to his house and realize, somehow, that his house is 3 rooms by 3 rooms and that I have entered the bottom left corner of the house. The first room is empty. I continue on and find that I can go left or straight. I go straight and open the door into a dark hallway.
My dad comes up behind me and shuts the door, I yell back for him to turn the lights on and he does. I open the first door to my right, a big black floating robe comes at me and I whack it and it dies. The next door, which is to my left has it's light on and I'm weirded out. I open it to find...
KGB! It's like an apartment complex, apparently. I ty to ask him to join me and he says, "For what?" then I say, "For this!" I open the door behind me and there's his roommate sleeping. I try again with another door and same deal. In fact I actually hit his roommate to see if he takes magic damage, instead I cut him and he bleeds. They think I'm crazy and Ieave the way I came.
I go the only other way I can, to what was once my left.
It's a dining room, a really nice one. But I know that it's dangerous to be out in the open so I roll under a table. There I meet a woman in a three piece suit (miniskirt instead of pants) and we discuss tactics. We talk about the decoy spell, (reminds me of DnD for some reason) which is basically a short range teleport spell that teleports you to what you're looking at. So we see the rest of the company gathering for a picture andrealize that the head of the company is on to us. That he knows that we (she and I) know the company's dirty secrets. We use Decoy to teleport behind the crowd and run for the gate (since it seems that the dining room opened up into some sort of garden where the employees were gathered. The head of the company points us out and tells the rent-a-cops to get us. We're running towards the gate when I realize she's wearing pumps. I ask, "Can you get over that!?" She repliese with, "Watch." and uses the Decoy spell to get on the other side, where she continues running. I just climb over the fence and follow.
Then a big truck (you know, the kind that pulls a trailer? A big one)almost hits her and she jumps onto it's hood runs across it, on the windshieled and jumps high into the air, landing on the sidewalk on the other side of the street in front of a real police station. I Decoy next to her and we walk into the station.
I wake up.
