A hilarious conversation concerning a gay friend of mine, we'll call him, uh, Jean.

Jean: Man Steve, what's with that Kramer shirt, it's so ugly! The show was dumb too! Why do you wear it?
Steve: Relax, man we all have different tastes!
Steve: (off to the side to me) He doesn't like Seinfeld and... I don't wanna take it up the butt!