In the Ghetto
So Ken and are eating at the fine establishment of Jack in the Box.
Woman bursts in and begins to complain about how she "has diabetes" and spent her "last few dollars" on the food that "made her sick" after she ate 3/4 of it and most of her soda. She demanded her money back or a salad or something. Saying how the manager had a "cold heart" and that "you think you can feed peopele garbage because you don't have to eat it" and "you're going to die and have to answer to God for this terrible thing you did to me."
Of course the salad wasn't good enough for her it was "just a bunch of lettuce." So she said she was gonna call the cops. The manager did. But while waiting for them to arrive decided on giving her the money to make her go away.
Next time I wannaeat for free, remind me to save 1/8th of my food and demand a refund cause it made me "feel sick."
God "bless" America.
Woman bursts in and begins to complain about how she "has diabetes" and spent her "last few dollars" on the food that "made her sick" after she ate 3/4 of it and most of her soda. She demanded her money back or a salad or something. Saying how the manager had a "cold heart" and that "you think you can feed peopele garbage because you don't have to eat it" and "you're going to die and have to answer to God for this terrible thing you did to me."
Of course the salad wasn't good enough for her it was "just a bunch of lettuce." So she said she was gonna call the cops. The manager did. But while waiting for them to arrive decided on giving her the money to make her go away.
Next time I wannaeat for free, remind me to save 1/8th of my food and demand a refund cause it made me "feel sick."
God "bless" America.
7 Comments:
i love it. UGH. some peoples' kids......
Kids? This woman was like 65.
shes gotta be someones kid..... unless she was placed on the face of the earth by some evil force from beyond o_O
you are probably right. after all, she kept mentioning some "supreme being." she used several names including "the almighty" and "god." obviously insane.
Ah, Ken the apathetic, atheist, asshole. Is that what AAA stands for?
it should. and i object to being called an atheist. they are just as stupid as everyone else.
but he admits to being an apethetic asshole. so. good.
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